Horse Semen

Name: Horse Semen Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

Horse Semen by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

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Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

Horse Semen by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

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