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A large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. They are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. When they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. The area around the bite will hurt for around five days.
Sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.
horse fly by feesdanse June 1, 2011
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A man who enjoys sex with horses.
That Horse fly over there is fucking that horse in the ass.
Horse Fly by Texyriffic November 15, 2010

Hung like a horse-fly 

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.
Hung like a horse-fly by SHLA June 30, 2012

mexican horse fly 

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.
mexican horse fly by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk
House Fly Mohawk by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010
House fly, Where someone acts as a fly and vomits on their partners genitalia and rubs it over them before eating it like a fly.
Girl number 1: I used the house fly on my boyfriend last night.
Girl number 2: interesting, I used the Polynesian shake with mine.

flying horse 

Another term used used for anal sex
'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.
flying horse by Yorkshire puddin September 2, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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