horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 April 4, 2014