horny potato

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 12, 2023

Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018