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Horizontal refreshment 

Getting laid, having sex.
John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.
Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014

horizontal refreshment 

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

horizontal refreshment 

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!
Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026