hoover wank 

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

hoover wank by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Hooterwank 

A friend or an associate that acts like a goofball in a douchebag that just needs to sit down and shut up

Hooterwank That Hooter wank needs to stop

Hooterwank by Fryedaddy1981 July 8, 2019

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper 

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of

i dont think u need an example

wankin hooker by ya November 22, 2003