hootinany

An act of tomfoolery.

What's all that hootinany about?

hootinany by Keegan W January 3, 2006

hootinany

A general term for a big ol' Southern gathering. May involve both family and friends. Always involves copious amounts of food (often potluck style), and hopefully some form of alcohol, be it PBR or moonshine.

A "holy hootinany" is slightly different. Similar to a regular hootinany, this is a social event often sponsored by your local Southern Baptist congregation. The main difference: replace PBR with preaching.

"Yeah, all our kin are gettin' together for a little covered-dish hootinany this Saturday. Cousin Fayleene's bringing that god-awful casserole."

"I got saved last Sunday afternoon, at that church barbeque. That Bible-thumping preacher scared the hell right out of me. Then they fed me till I about half died. That was a holy hootinany for the books."

hootinany by Fayleene December 31, 2009

hootinany

an event that is more than a gathering but less than a dance party, grindin up on, cut the sexual tension with a knife, i'mma bust a cap in yo ass nukkahcrazy teenage party.

hootinany! woot! woot!

hootinany by lemondrop June 22, 2006

hootinany

a group action that traditionally involves the legal, spontaneous, non-sexual sexual act on a small area

hey -insert name here-, lets get the hootinany ready

hootinany by the_organiser November 26, 2010

Hootenanny 

A country or folk music get-together.

Person 1: Are you going to that hootenanny?
Person 2: Maybe

Hootenanny by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

hootenanny 

A party, most generally one that is, well, chock full of hoot, with just a little bit of nanny.

Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?

Cordelia: What's the difference?

Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig: dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Xander: Well, I hate brie.

hootenanny by Captain Milo March 28, 2007

LAN hootenanny 

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.

LAN hootenanny by Btone June 21, 2005