Hootened

Sore from the gym after years of no exercise, and excessive drinking.

Bro, I'm so Hootened I'm calling in sick today!

by bng.rods July 25, 2023

hootered up

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.

Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.

by cassc4413 December 28, 2009

heavily hootered

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.

John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!

by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008