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hoopa joop 

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop
hoopa joop by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006
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hoopa joop 

anything that can be inserted into the anus
a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

hoopajoo 

1. A person, thing, or situation which possesses characteristics of utter randomness and unpredictability; something undefined.

2. Any person or object, particularly a strange one, that’s name is not known by the one referring to it; like a "whatchya-call-it" or "thing-a-ma-bob."
1. -My hoopajoo of a car is really starting to bug me.
-We've gotten our selves into a real hoopajoo here.

2. -That… hoopajoo over there; could you grab it for me?
-Who’s that hoopajoo standing over there in the frilly getup.
hoopajoo by Brian Hindt May 25, 2005
We are in a major hoopajooo right now!
hoopajooo by biiigcaaaaat March 8, 2011

Hoopajoop 

A weird, extraneously complex item.
A- What does this hoopajoop do?
B- Dude...that's a jet printer!
A- *feels stupid* Oh......
Hoopajoop by RatchetBoo September 5, 2003

Hoopajoop 

An anal probe is when you stick a hoopajoop up your ass
Hoopajoop by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

Hoopaloop 

When the back or your shoe folds inwards:

It is uncomfortable

It could fold under your foot
Or it cold just fold inwards
Some one putting on their shoes: " my whole she is hoopaloop"
Hoopaloop by Hoopaloop maker July 18, 2021
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