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hookers bath 

A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.
"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"
hookers bath by westsiiide January 18, 2005

hooker bath 

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.
“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”
hooker bath by Harry Michas July 25, 2008

Hooker Bath 

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.
Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"
Hooker Bath by Benzerb June 16, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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