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hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl
hooker muffin by milflover381 July 15, 2019
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Hooker Muffin Pie 

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
Hooker Muffin Pie by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.