Hookem

When a person has a curved device and shoves it up another persons anus.

Dudes: "Hey that chick over is bending over....lets hookem!!!!"
Guy: "Ahhh my anus!!!!"
Dudes: You've just recieved a hookem!!!

by Pontrent May 16, 2008

Hookem' pups

Collective term for a group of young skaters, Usually in their early teens

I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.

Hookem' pups. They are a menace!

by KrisB July 4, 2006

hookem up

1)Commonly associated with police officers when they arrest someone.

2)To arrest someone.

Officer-Captain I have this guy that just ran from me.

Captain-Well catch that dumb ass and hookem up,Then take him to the police hotel.

by 212 January 29, 2008

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018