Hookem 

When a person has a curved device and shoves it up another persons anus.

Dudes: "Hey that chick over is bending over....lets hookem!!!!"
Guy: "Ahhh my anus!!!!"
Dudes: You've just recieved a hookem!!!

Hookem by Pontrent May 16, 2008

Hookem' pups

Collective term for a group of young skaters, Usually in their early teens

I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.

Hookem' pups. They are a menace!

Hookem' pups by KrisB July 4, 2006

hookem up 

1)Commonly associated with police officers when they arrest someone.

2)To arrest someone.

Officer-Captain I have this guy that just ran from me.

Captain-Well catch that dumb ass and hookem up,Then take him to the police hotel.

hookem up by 212 January 29, 2008

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

texas hookem by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011