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hooded warrior 

An uncircumcised penis, only bosses have these
After seeing Stephen's hooded warrior, i no longer look down at the small size of his penis.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior 

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.