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a girl that acts like a hoodrat but isnt old enough to be classified as one.
Look at all them hoodbabies on Maury.
hoodbaby by K January 22, 2005
Words you can keep
Hoodbaby is a kid that grew up in the hood and now he’s popular
There go hoodbaby I listen to his music and I got his Instagram @r2rhoodbaby
Hoodbaby by Hoodbaby May 22, 2021

hood baby 

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.
"On yonder corner is a hood baby."
hood baby by ithildhelma November 28, 2007

Hood Baby 

First referenced in Dave Chappelle's Special "Killing Them Softly", the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)....common characteristics of a hood baby are glassy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.
Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
Hood Baby by there's what on my face November 28, 2007

Hood baby 

A succesful person that came out of the hood

Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇👨🏻 💻🇷🇺 

Me!

First hood rapper of color, first author of color, first chef of color, revolutionary leader.

Still don't have basic human rights; need to end Caucasian Priveleged, racism, colonization, and cultural appropriation first.

Best movie ever made is little old me, Hood Baby Mila slamming Caucaiano Priveleged and starting my own country. AND getting revenge on my Caucaisn colonizers.

This is my 51st essay; Hamilton is about me. I wrote more, work harder than y'all. Y'all ain't got shit published, I stay publishing every day.
Hood Baby Mila already got racist KKK members crying; guess they scared and have a lot to lose. I don't. I'm a productive queen; y'all lazy mice.
Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇👨🏻 💻🇷🇺 about to change the game.

I'm finna get properly compensated for my well-deserved fame.

I cook, I wrote, I sing, I fight.

Smash all expectations? Y'all got that right ❣️
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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