hoochier 

Adj. The quality of being more of a hoochie than another.

Friend: Look at those two. They be hoochies
Other friend: Yea, the one on the right is hoochier.

She's too naive to notice that he's hanging out with hoochier girls than she is.

hoochier by BeckayL October 7, 2012

hoochiedink 

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.

Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.

hoochiedink by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010

Hoochie Coochie 

A really old term, going back to 1890, about a sexualized dance performed by carnival side-shows.

A hoochie coocher was a hoocie coochie dancer. She is also called a shimmy dancer. A hoochoe coochie man either runs a show or is a drag queen performer.
The phrase has made famous by various blues, jazz and rock performers. These include Elvis Presley's "Saved", Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher", Muddy Waters' "Hoochie Coochie Man".

Believe it or note, there's a 1929 Mickie Mouse cartoon called "the Karnival Kid" where Mickey, a carnival worker, is attracted to Minnie, a hoochie coochie dancer.

Hoochie can be spelled hootchy, hootchey, hootchie, hoochy or hoochey.

Coochie can be spelled kootchy, kootchey, kootchie, koochy, koochey, cootchy, cootchey, cootchie, coochy, coochey.

"Let me tell you about Minnie the moocher, she was a red hot hoochie coocher." "He's gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know
What this all about

Don't you know I'm here

Everybody knows I'm here

Well, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man "

Hoochie Coochie by Kingdragonfly October 27, 2017

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

hoochie mama 

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”

“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”

hoochie mama by emilym41 March 13, 2018

hoochiefied 

-A slutty or provocative appearance
-from the word 'hoochie'

'far dat gurl is hoochiefied..look at what shes wearing G'

'dayum look at dat fine as hoochie'

hoochiefied by Maregols January 17, 2004

hoochie munchkin 

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!

Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!

hoochie munchkin by hooch monster February 25, 2010