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Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch
Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
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hoobin doobin
When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied
hoobin doobin by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009
Hoblink
Hoblink is dirty
Hobbling knob gobbler
A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006
Hoodlin
!a Hoodlin; the combination of a cyclist (referred to as B2) connected to a skate-boarder (B1) traveling as one. A Hoodlin usually travels under the cover of darkness as to hide their identities.
The two members which make up a Hoodlin always wear their uniform of a hooded jumper as it makes them appear more scary and rebellious.
To add to the appearance of a Hoodlin, members usually attach a large stereo to the front of the bicycle and play overly loud rap music.
The two members which make up a Hoodlin always wear their uniform of a hooded jumper as it makes them appear more scary and rebellious.
To add to the appearance of a Hoodlin, members usually attach a large stereo to the front of the bicycle and play overly loud rap music.
'DAYUM DID YOU SEE THAT HOODLIN GO PAST?'
'SHIIIIIIIIT! A HOODLIN! BAAAAAAIL! SCATTER! THEY'RE COMING TO GET US. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!'
'Dude, i wish i was cool enough to be in a Hoodlin.'
'MAN I JUST SAW THE COOLEST B1. HE HAD ON THIS TURQUOISE HOODIE, IT WAS SIQ!'
'SHIIIIIIIIT! A HOODLIN! BAAAAAAIL! SCATTER! THEY'RE COMING TO GET US. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!'
'Dude, i wish i was cool enough to be in a Hoodlin.'
'MAN I JUST SAW THE COOLEST B1. HE HAD ON THIS TURQUOISE HOODIE, IT WAS SIQ!'
Hoodlin by b2_underscore December 22, 2008
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.