hooblin 

An exultation of surprise, from row one and two.

a: so he punched him in the face
B: hoblin

hooblin by Shrambler March 31, 2003

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

hoobin doobin 

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

hoobin doobin by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

Hoblink by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler 

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006

Hoodlin

!a Hoodlin; the combination of a cyclist (referred to as B2) connected to a skate-boarder (B1) traveling as one. A Hoodlin usually travels under the cover of darkness as to hide their identities.
The two members which make up a Hoodlin always wear their uniform of a hooded jumper as it makes them appear more scary and rebellious.
To add to the appearance of a Hoodlin, members usually attach a large stereo to the front of the bicycle and play overly loud rap music.

'DAYUM DID YOU SEE THAT HOODLIN GO PAST?'

'SHIIIIIIIIT! A HOODLIN! BAAAAAAIL! SCATTER! THEY'RE COMING TO GET US. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!'

'Dude, i wish i was cool enough to be in a Hoodlin.'

'MAN I JUST SAW THE COOLEST B1. HE HAD ON THIS TURQUOISE HOODIE, IT WAS SIQ!'

Hoodlin by b2_underscore December 22, 2008