(adj) That joke was so bad it was hordazzling
(noun) The meeting where the manager forced the young girl to play piano in front of the rest of the staff was a hordazzlement
(verb) he would hordazzle the group with the story of how he learned to have sexual relations with animals.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.