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honey monkey 

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how much I cared with a honey monkey.
honey monkey by Lovely Mann March 30, 2009

honey-monkey 

a person you love to bits
you are such a honey-monkey. i love you to bits.
honey-monkey by eaaaaa February 19, 2011

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.
Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.
Monkey on, Honey by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

Honkey Monkey

Honkey Monkey: Someone who has a mix raced being either mother or father one must be Caucasian while the other's African American.
Luke: So are you mixed?
Nick: Yeah my mom's black and my dad's white

Chris: Oh so you're a Honkey Monkey?
Nick: Yeah that's exactly it
Honkey Monkey by Tobias Cornett December 4, 2018

Honey Money 

Hot female with the perfect pussy. Perfectly the sized, shaped, tightness and wetness. It’s the money!
Rachel’s honey money is the sweetest.

I’m gonna get the honey money tonight.
Honey Money by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

honey money 

Money that is made for the family, or romantic partner.
My wife made so much honey money. I'm so proud of her, and us!
honey money by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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