A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.
1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)