The phenomenon of a man’s genitalia touching the water when he is sitting on the toilet.
A term coined by Griffin McElroy on the My Brother My Brother and Me podcast.
Duluth needs help adjusting the water level in his toilet, because he’s been having a hogsplash.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).