Homoschool 

A school that educates about homosexuals and LGBT issues

Yo man I think he goes to a homoschool

Homoschool by Homosssssssssss September 4, 2018

homoschool 

a stereo type home schooler. somebody you look at and know that they must be a home schooler because of their pulled up socks and long floral dresses.

omg, look at that chick she is so a homoschooler!

homoschool by joke May 31, 2007

stay-at-homeschooling 

The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.

The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.

stay-at-homeschooling by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020

Homeschool Hoe 

A homeschool girl who flirts and leads on every guy right up to the point of doing anything sexual then moves on.

That girl Felicia is just going around flirting with every guy in the CO-OP then leaving them, what a homeschool hoe!

Homeschool Hoe by ZeroAlkaline March 21, 2020

homeschooler 

can be any of the following :

A a super nerd.
B a person who in socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.

setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.

homeschooler by extra L September 29, 2012

Homeschool 

Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.

And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.

What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.

The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!

''Ha. Look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled''.

Homeschool by Skinnychick August 25, 2011

homeschool 

the worst thing ever that will have you depressed in your teenage years, locked up in your room and crying yourself asleep. i am homeschooled and now i see no point in waking up every day.

lucille: hey so how is school going?
me: pretty good. exept for the fact that i havent any friends, my mom yells at me all day and so does my dad, i am bored most of the time, i hate my life, i will never have decent social skills or a boyfriend or go to parties, i cannot go to school because my dad says it is a horrible slow paced world in there, i can never escape my mom ect...
lucille: well that sounds nice... thats what you get for being homeschooled.
me: i hate you sooo much right now.

homeschool by octopusthighs November 16, 2011