homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.

'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."

homosaurus rex by Civilian of October 18, 2006

homosaurus rex

1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.

1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it

homosaurus rex by Garrett August 10, 2003

Vomosaurus Rex 

A Vomosaurus Rex is normally induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Vomosaurus's must make them selves resemble a Tyrannasaurus Rex during the act of vomiting by bearing their teeth, bending their arms and sticking out two didgets on each hand.

They should also growl or make noises resembling a T-Rex during vomiting intervals.

Thus becoming a Vomosaurus Rex.

Jonny did the Vomosaurus Rex last night it was so funny.

Vomosaurus Rex by HEEBRUmonkey January 1, 2011

Himosaurus Rex 

The greatest of all Hims’. The true GOAT.

MJ is the Himosaurus Rex.

Himosaurus Rex by Himosaurus Rex March 27, 2024