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homiesexuality

Homiesexuality - a type of sexuality where a man is completely straight any other time, but is gay with the homies but is still not gay.
No no no, its not homosexuality, its homiesexuality
homiesexuality by Notcharging July 5, 2021
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Homiesexuality

Homosexuality but with homies. Still gay but its with da bois.
"we should bond on homiesexuality"
- Some baseball playing fools
Homiesexuality by Ear Tazer April 24, 2021

Homiesexuality

Homiesexual is a sexual attraction to the boys. It is often compared to Homosexuality, which means a sexual attraction to boys, but Homiesexual is only an attraction to your male friends, your gang, your homies, the boys, or da boys.
John: “Hey Tyrone can I kiss you on the lips goodnight
Tyrone: “Nigga that’s gay as fuck”
John: “Nah g it’s Homiesexuality”
Tyrone: “Ok then, give me a smooch!”
Homiesexuality by fastclam August 15, 2021

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.
Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.
Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

homosexuality 

When two people of the same gender love eachother.
homosexuality by alijojojooo September 20, 2005
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