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homie walk 

Originated by Jesus Christ of Nazereth. He was walking on water. HE walked up the front of the wave and back down the backside of the wave. After 4 or 5 waves it became its own walk. HIS boys in the boat were amazed, thought it was so cool they shared the story via charades. Over the years became known as the "homie walk" aka pimpwalk. All the homies think they're cool but they really stole it from Jesus.
Look at that gangsta walking like he is hard! He's trying to do the homie walk
homie walk by SecondGlance February 12, 2014
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homie walk 

a short walk with one or more of your homies to talk/rant about your life, mood, girls, and sex lives. or when you’re sad.
yo homie, i’m bored and i got stuff to talk about. let’s go on a homie walk.

Meteorite-Walk-home 

A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"

foggy walk home 

After falacio has been preformed in the front seat of your car, you ejaculate in her eyes, punch her in the face, toss her out of the car, and drive home alone.
"dude, I heard you got head last night!"

"yea, but she was a biter."

"That sucks"

"yea, I know, so let her take a foggy walk home"
foggy walk home by StevethePirate15 December 27, 2008

long walk home 

when you get drunk, puke on the driver, and are kicked out of the car forced to walk the rest of the way.
bob had to take a long walk home because he got junked up and puked on gary.
long walk home by Shadow Scythe February 1, 2004

Craving the walk home 

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

Walk home via the bus stop 

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
Walk home via the bus stop by Lev February 1, 2006