To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
by Lev January 23, 2006
by Lev June 22, 2004
Absolutely Broken. Completely unrepairable, replacement is the only option. From the Cable boxes from Telewest in the UK that display 88.88 when the CPU dies; when the engineer shows up, he invariably rubs his chin and says "oooh... Double-eight."
by Lev November 05, 2005
An acronym for "Kick in the dick"
Example 1: "Can you believe my plane was delayed by four hours?!" "Oh well, that's better than a kitd"
Example 2: "How did the exam go?" "It was a massive kitd"
Example 2: "How did the exam go?" "It was a massive kitd"
by LEV March 09, 2013