Mr.Chron's Homework 

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.

Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.

Mr.Chron's Homework by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007

Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed

"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"

Rockstar's Homework by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020

what's the homework 

the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule

girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe

what's the homework by i wish my crush liked me back November 20, 2017

Homework Sick

That feeling you get when you think you have homework due soon but you're really on summer break/a long break. You sometimes get homework sick usually after finals and are off to winter/summer break.

Person 1: "Dude I can't hang out today..I have to study."

Person 2: "It's summer, there's no school, what do you have to study?"

Person 1: "Holy crap I forgot, I must be really Homework Sick."

Homework Sick by Feely7 June 13, 2010

Phantom Homework Syndrome 

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

Phantom Homework Syndrome by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

Homework Slave 

A submissive guy that enjoys being made to do the homework of attractive/dominate Girls for free. The act of having to do the attractive/dominate Girl's work for them while the attractive/dominate one parties, relaxes, etc., stimulates the submissive's need to be selfishly used and abused.

Goddess: Slave, I am going to party this weekend and need you to write My paper for Me!

Homework Slave: Of course Goddess!!! use me anytime!

Homework Slave by homeworkslave August 5, 2012

Homework Speedrun 

Term used when you try to do a semester's worth of online homework within the 14 day free trial of the program.

"Hey man did you buy the homework program?"
"Nah, I just am gonna do a homework speedrun"

Homework Speedrun by Sad College Student May 3, 2018