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homer glen 

just about the shittiest place on earth. full of fake bitches and had loads of fuck boys. the school, homer junior high, is full of flat sluts that think they’re all that & horny jocks who use you for sex. you wouldn’t want to forget the basic white girls & popular man whores who walk around the homer plaza. don’t move to homer.
guy one: yo i jus moved to homer glen
guy two: you’re absolutely fucked

Homer Glen 

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.
Homer Glen by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Homer Glen Illinois 

A town that is filled with cornfields and beautiful farms but is populated with the most racist, science denying,Trump loving, no mask wearing morons who complain about their beloved chain restaurants being closed due to covid-19 and having to wear masks in the local stores. The Mayor allows restaurants to reject the closing orders of the Governor and put citizens at risk. Their favorite pastimes are having Trump Rally's in front of the local McDonalds, putting up F**k Pritzker signs in their yards and name-calling and demeaning the minority of intelligent people who unfortunately live in the town. The Trumpers who yell the loudest cannot spell or use proper grammer. The town has one of the highest positivity rates in Illinois yet the citizens still crow about "Ma rights" and continue to meet up in large groups and patronize crowded restaurants.
I used to love living in Homer Glen Illinois but now it is filled with the dumbest, most racist people. I don't understand how they afford their $400,000 homes because they can barely string a coherent sentence together. Oh that's right,mom and dad left it to them.
Homer Glen Illinois by Actual&factual September 12, 2020
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