home-depot

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(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

home-depot by dinachka7 December 14, 2008

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home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

home-depot by joe1967 January 3, 2008

Home Depot

A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.

*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!

Home Depot by Smatos November 12, 2019

Home Depot

HOE-M D-POE 1 . A large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. Considered a co-workers garage of which is stockpiled with stolen materials from local construction sites as well as his/her own employer 3. Place where cheap labor, ie mexicans, can be purchased at a low cost and employed for physically demanding jobs of which pennies can be barterd for services. See also; beaner, wetback, tijuana river rat.

1.
John Doe has to purchase lumber to frame up a wall from Home Depot, and will consider hiring a mexican to clean up the mess when the project is complete.

2.
John Doe : Why do I constantly steal materials that customers pay for and fill my garage with them, im practically running a Home Depot from my garage.
Juan Doe : I like carne asada.

3.
John Doe : I have to dig a trench in my backyard.
Jane Doe : You should go to Home Depot and hire a Mexican to work for table scraps.

Home Depot by Jack B December 26, 2005

Home Depot

The Mexican Employment Agency

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"

Home Depot by Epif en tree December 9, 2008

Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

Home Depot by Scuba fucking steve October 4, 2003

Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

Home Depot by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026