home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

home-depot by dinachka7 December 14, 2008

home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

home-depot by joe1967 January 3, 2008

Home Depot 

A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.

*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!

Home Depot by Smatos November 12, 2019

Home Depot 

HOE-M D-POE 1 . A large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. Considered a co-workers garage of which is stockpiled with stolen materials from local construction sites as well as his/her own employer 3. Place where cheap labor, ie mexicans, can be purchased at a low cost and employed for physically demanding jobs of which pennies can be barterd for services. See also; beaner, wetback, tijuana river rat.

1.
John Doe has to purchase lumber to frame up a wall from Home Depot, and will consider hiring a mexican to clean up the mess when the project is complete.

2.
John Doe : Why do I constantly steal materials that customers pay for and fill my garage with them, im practically running a Home Depot from my garage.
Juan Doe : I like carne asada.

3.
John Doe : I have to dig a trench in my backyard.
Jane Doe : You should go to Home Depot and hire a Mexican to work for table scraps.

Home Depot by Jack B December 26, 2005

Home Depot 

The Mexican Employment Agency

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"

Home Depot by Epif en tree December 9, 2008

Home Depot 

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

Home Depot by Scuba fucking steve October 4, 2003

Home Depot 

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

Home Depot by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009