holycarp

Screwed up owner of Mithica, not affiliated with Excalibur or unixmad.

I see Holycarp left Mithica

by Snerdly March 21, 2003

holy carp

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

Holycrapagasm

An experience in which something external makes you want to say, "holy crap."

...But you are too busy basking in the pleasure of your sweet "holy crap" moment to be bothered by silly things like words.

My wife said I was smarter than her, and I totally had a holycrapagasm.

by Spenny 3D October 16, 2009

holycrap

Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.

I will probably get hit with some holycrap for defining holycrap.

by [The Fonz] February 23, 2009