holycarp 

Screwed up owner of Mithica, not affiliated with Excalibur or unixmad.

I see Holycarp left Mithica

holycarp by Snerdly March 21, 2003

holy carp 

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

holy carp by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

Holycrapagasm 

An experience in which something external makes you want to say, "holy crap."

...But you are too busy basking in the pleasure of your sweet "holy crap" moment to be bothered by silly things like words.

My wife said I was smarter than her, and I totally had a holycrapagasm.

Holycrapagasm by Spenny 3D October 16, 2009

holycrap 

Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.

I will probably get hit with some holycrap for defining holycrap.

holycrap by [The Fonz] February 23, 2009