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holp

To touch another's butt in the midst of an important task
Hey Taryn can I holp you while you do your homework?

Do you mean help?

No...
by Gamebriel64 May 22, 2018
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Hol'p

"Hol'p, wayment. Wutchu say hoss?"
by M4L_blade August 22, 2018
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holpiss

A person who always looks like the need
to go take a piss in a hole.
Sarah looks like a holpiss!!!!!!!!!!
by victoria walton May 13, 2005
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holpit

A bad ass last name. If you have the last name Holpit you a bad ass mother fucker who can do anything and is good at everything
Hey I met This guy lastnight he's totally a holpit
by Moparace July 29, 2016
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holpe

dude your mum just got holpe
by dikky thikky April 24, 2018
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Holpster

A holistic flavor of hipster; one who seeks out the full experience or knowledge of something in all of its nuance, not only for the sake of having it, but also for developing a more complete understanding of the world. A holpster lacks the self-declaratory proclivities of their 'Hip' counterparts, usually have a much less defined sense of fashion, and a wider taste in music.

From this understanding arises a subsequent impulse away from the "best" or most enjoyable options in low-stakes scenarios as holpsters tend to believe a breadth of experience is more important and enriching than what will give the most short-term gain.
Joe: "Why does Ed order other things on the sushi menu when the lobster roll is so clearly the best?"
Steve: "I guess he must be a holpster."

Stu: " Amanda is such a holpster. Look at her reading the entire Wikipedia page on Sumo Wrestling. Why is she doing that?"
by skii ball .44 November 14, 2019
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holpethius

I´m gonna Holpethius you
by TheBetterGoogle November 25, 2019
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