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holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.
Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023
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hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl August 1, 2008
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