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Only the most badass of all badasses can call themselves a Hohn. To be a Hohn you must be fiercely loyal, honest and hard working. They have the best sense of humor and are usually happy go lucky but take our word for it.....never cross a Hohn!
You are lucky to find yourself a Hohn
hohn by HappyHohn May 4, 2021
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A name for a farmer who in the modern world, also likes to play video games and watch anime.
Hohn is Don's converge when he calls out which is frustrating because it gets in the way of his gaming schedule.
Hohn by EL Bombo 69 September 17, 2021

Russell Hohn 

guy who is extremely cute and loves football, and either the colors green, yellow, orange, or pink. But still looks hottest in purple. Loves to scooter and is usually a popular kid. He is best to go out with an Anna
Oh my god, did u see how super sexy Russell Hohn looked in purple today? And did you hear he is dating Anna? So cute
Russell Hohn by Ilovepuppys June 5, 2011
A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.
no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris
Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010
A person who is kind and Dependable. He will do anything for you. Hohners tend to be very Musically inclined. Hohners are also known to be the best lovers.
You don't know love till you have had a Hohner!
Hohner by joe nathans November 26, 2010
Du dummer Hohnhorst!
hohnhorst by Marek Panteon July 8, 2018
New Zealand Cockney slang based off of New Zealand Professional Rugby Player Josh Hohneck, to let everyone know you are 100% drinking until you pass out. Or to let someone know that you are 'ON' or in the zone to party!
Example 1:
Friend 1: Are you on tonight?
Friend 2: Oh bro I'm HOHNECK!
Example 2:
We are Josh HOHNECK tonight!
Hohneck by Ripi Tahini November 22, 2021
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