Dummer
Dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. He gave people a modern and hassle free way to put on their clothes. He truly was all things to all men.
Dummer by Bill Carradine November 11, 2008
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dummer
The nickname the Band director gives the percussion section after one or more members does something stupid, such as dropping a stick or mallet or doing something equally heinous.
Band Director: Dean, why didn't you play your drum solo?
Dean: I dropped my sticks.
Band Director: You dummer! How do you expect us to win if you're Mr. Butterfingers?
Dean: I dropped my sticks.
Band Director: You dummer! How do you expect us to win if you're Mr. Butterfingers?
dummer by bandbunny27 May 11, 2007
Dummer Hummer
Dummer Hummer by 2ndSite October 1, 2021
dummer nigga
someone who believes double healing and teaming up on gens is a good idea
they also tend to believe Ghoul and Legion are similar killers in esence
they also cleanse all 5 dull totems to prevent noed
they also tend to believe Ghoul and Legion are similar killers in esence
they also cleanse all 5 dull totems to prevent noed
Person 1: *cleanses a dull totem while all his teammates are struggling and dying*
Person 2: "My nogger, if you believe doing that is a good idea than you are a dummer nigga"
Person 2: "My nogger, if you believe doing that is a good idea than you are a dummer nigga"
dummer nigga by noggerknogger July 22, 2025
Mande Dummer
A female who thrives on creating chaos and pain for others.
May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.
Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.
A Mande Dummer is the definition of conniving and brutal. When you meet a Mande you will find charm and excitement as she is readily open to having premarital sex with you.
A Mande will then bombard you with lies upon lies of her victim lifestyle and once you have been sucked into her manipulative tactics, you will wish you had never been born.
A Mande will then use you and throw you away, creating more lies about you, only to make her self look better.
If you come across a Mande Dummer, run the other direction.
May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.
Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.
A Mande Dummer is the definition of conniving and brutal. When you meet a Mande you will find charm and excitement as she is readily open to having premarital sex with you.
A Mande will then bombard you with lies upon lies of her victim lifestyle and once you have been sucked into her manipulative tactics, you will wish you had never been born.
A Mande will then use you and throw you away, creating more lies about you, only to make her self look better.
If you come across a Mande Dummer, run the other direction.
Mande Dummer
A female who thrives on creating chaos and pain for others.
Ex: My life was ruined the day I met Mande.
Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.
Ex: May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.
That Mande sure thinks she is all that and a bag of chips.
Ex: When will I escape Mande?
A female who thrives on creating chaos and pain for others.
Ex: My life was ruined the day I met Mande.
Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.
Ex: May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.
That Mande sure thinks she is all that and a bag of chips.
Ex: When will I escape Mande?
Mande Dummer by Danielle Lauzon December 7, 2019
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