hoffburger

aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.

so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.

this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy

Hanna: has anybody seen Dom?
Lesleigh: he’s on the dance floor housing a hoffburger

by williet hughnot December 15, 2020

HooBurger

Hooburger is a synonym for Snatch, Pussy, Vagina

usage describing a womens reproductive part

Ex 1: Yo man where can I get some HooBurger?
Ex 2: man that bitch just wouldnt give up the Hooburger last night

by dictionforfriction September 15, 2009

hoeburger

someone who's more than a hoe more than a whore, and more than a slut, but less than a burger.

Person 1: Welcome to Hoeburger home of the Hoeburger, may I take your order?
Person 2: ?????
Person 1: Excuse me sir I'm talking to you, how would you like your hoe?

by Adorkable Caity May 16, 2007

hoodburger

A {hoodburger} is a bum that walks around outside all day long just rollin deep with their crew. No matter the weather, rain, snow, they hold down the block. They are usually dirtbags with no jobs, and have been to jail on numerous occasions. They are always down to beat up dirty ass hos that look like randirt. And they hate dykes because after they fuck them up, they cant fuck them.

"hey Murph, look at those ugly ass hoodburgers walkin around with Vicky"

by MuRpH DuRpH April 9, 2005

Homeburger

Homeburger is a cross between the words home and burger. It means to stop at a hamburger joint on your way home from somewhere (usually late at night and after a few beers).

Dude, that show was awesome. I'm starving...let's go homeburger!

by Jenn Dickey December 16, 2005

hoburger

When you hoburger someone, you either eat them out or you have a titwank with them, it only works well with mums and ho's

'I met your mum last night and I hoburgered her good, it was very tasty'

by GimpyWimpy April 7, 2009

Hornburger

Hornburger: to be a very horny person.
▪Always thinking dirty

▪Masterbating more than your average person
▪etc.

Ex 1: You're such a hornburger! I hate it.

by Acid_Bunnx May 23, 2018