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Hootress 

A waitress at the Hot Wings dining establishment.
Get over here with my wings, Hootress!
Hootress by Duecey 2 October 17, 2008
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Hootress 

Waiters or (more applicable to waitresses) that flirt and flaunt for more tips.
Ben: The waitress is flirting with me.

En: No Ben, she's a hootress. You probably think strippers like u.
Hootress by lilaznladi3 January 3, 2010

hottress 

Dude, we just got a total hottress.
hottress by Cardholer November 30, 2009

hoetress 

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.
The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.
hoetress by MurphDG July 24, 2009

Hostress 

V. Stress and anxiety brought by the leader of a gathering or party
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests
Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.
Hostress by Jesstice March 15, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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