1. Noun (Hoe - tay - toe)

A made up word to describe a short person that is also a hoe. Short people have been called potatoes for a while.
"Lol, you hoetato"

"What the H E C C does that mean?"

"You're short, and a hoe!"
by BorkoGoNyoom January 21, 2018
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creative name for a hoe, a person from idaho or a hoe for potatoes
Nicki you're such a hoetatoe
I am a hoe for potatoes
by mish em September 27, 2015
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