hoeslacker

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

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Hoeflicker

a total bad ass who has many professional skills

DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER

Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

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hoeslacker • HoeSmackerCracker • Hoeflicker • Hoeshacked • Hooflacker

Hoeshacked

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

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Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

Hooflacker by doofle February 9, 2012

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HoeSmackerCracker

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

HoeSmackerCracker by LameFL July 14, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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