hoeslacker 

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

Hoeflicker 

a total bad ass who has many professional skills

DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER

Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

Hoeshacked 

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Hooflacker 

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

Hooflacker by doofle February 9, 2012

HoeSmackerCracker 

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

HoeSmackerCracker by LameFL July 14, 2023