hoeslacker

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

by derallier September 10, 2003

Hoeflicker

a total bad ass who has many professional skills

DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER

by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

Hoeshacked

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

by doofle February 9, 2012

HoeSmackerCracker

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

by LameFL July 14, 2023