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hoemless 

an adjective used to describe a homeless hoe (the gardening tool u stupid poopy head idithot)

u really gotta stress the “hoe” part of the word so people don’t think ur saying homeless cuz that would be incorrect sir so please stop it
1) wow that hoe sure looks homeless i think it’s hoemless, how unfortunate
2) one time amy peed on her hoemless gardening tool
hoemless by whitebetch116 July 16, 2018
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hoemless 

A man who thinks he’s one of the hoes. Will search for a home in your DMs begging for spare pussy.
“Ugh, my ex is texting me! Why are the hoemless always in my DMs?”
hoemless by urmomatron January 4, 2024

Homeless Man's Liquid Nitrogen

It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.

Jimi Homeless 

A "Jimi Homeless" is a homeless musician who dresses like Jimi Hendrix and plays songs like "Purple Haze" or "Manic Depression" on the street for money. Can also apply to any homeless person who plays music on the street for money or to a musician who is not very good at playing music.
"He can't play guitar worth shit, he's just a Jimi Homeless."

"Hey look, is that the Jimi Homeless Experience?"

homeless cat 

Someone that does not madder, some might say they do not matter the most.
Their opinions mean nothing to me, they are like a homeless cat. They do not madder!

homeless water 

A thirst quenching liquid for homeless people also know as beer or liquor
Dude by the interstate only wants money for homeless water not food.
homeless water by thundermen June 7, 2016

a homeless teletubbie

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