Definitions by urmomatron

hoemless 

A man who thinks he’s one of the hoes. Will search for a home in your DMs begging for spare pussy.

“Ugh, my ex is texting me! Why are the hoemless always in my DMs?”

hoemless by urmomatron January 4, 2024

hoemie 

Your homie you can kick it with, but also you can fool around with; a friend with benefits.

“Is Jerry your boyfriend?
“Nah, he’s just the hoemie”

hoemie by urmomatron January 4, 2024