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Inspired by the great Harry Houdini, the word HOEdini is a term used in modern day to describe the theft or disappearance of personal belongings either money, jewelry or one's self after the acts of intercourse.
1: I took her home with me to spend the night but when I woke up all my shit was missing. She took my dog, wallet and my box of Fruity Pebbles . Shes a Hoedini.
Hoedini by Pigeontoedhusky August 1, 2019
Like pulling a Houdini, but with the purpose of getting laid or disappearing without a word after a one night stand
She did a hoedini last night
Hoedini by obehagligagrannen February 18, 2023
A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.
Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.
Hoedini by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

The Hoedini 

When having sexual intercourse with a female and you feel like you are about to cum you spit on their back then when they turn around they get a nice and sticky surprice.
The Hoedini by CumKauwer October 2, 2023

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.
Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015
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