Inspired by the great Harry Houdini, the word HOEdini is a term used in modern day to describe the theft or disappearance of personal belongings either money, jewelry or one's self after the acts of intercourse.
1: I took her home with me to spend the night but when I woke up all my shit was missing. She took my dog, wallet and my box of Fruity Pebbles . Shes a Hoedini.
When having sexual intercourse with a female and you feel like you are about to cum you spit on their back then when they turn around they get a nice and sticky surprice.
A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I