hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult

Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.

by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013

hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

Hoelister

A girl who only shops at Hollister and has all their clothes from there and is snobby, and a slut.

Me- wow shes a bitch, she likes to rub it in our face she shops at hoelister

friend- i know shes so stupid and shes such a bitch nobody will tell her she bleed through her 79$ jeans

by emusicaljollyrancher April 8, 2009