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hoe life
hoe life by bejxjdbdhi October 9, 2019
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hoe life or no life
You are a hoe hoeing around and just being stupid then a motherfucker but then you just really need to stop with this
hoe life or no life by Hoe life or no life March 17, 2017
Hoe Is Life
"Yo, I just got that promotion so bottles on me for my bad bitches! Hoe is life!"
"He was fine and the D was good but I'm not looking for anything serious because I gotta make this money, Hoe is life!"
"He was fine and the D was good but I'm not looking for anything serious because I gotta make this money, Hoe is life!"
Hoe Is Life by Montevez July 4, 2016
hoe is life
1. a lifestyle followed by most college girls
2. hoes are not synonymous with sluts
3. a hoe will flirt with you for a drink and leave, a slut will fuck you for a drink
2. hoes are not synonymous with sluts
3. a hoe will flirt with you for a drink and leave, a slut will fuck you for a drink
Coral: "Kailyn, are you sure you want to wear shorts? It's like 40 degrees outside"
Kailyn: "Hoe is life"
"Katey is such a hoe"
"No that's a slut"
Kailyn: "Hoe is life"
"Katey is such a hoe"
"No that's a slut"
hoe is life by cailynhis August 6, 2016
Life span of a hoe
Life span of a hoe by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022
lifeguard dat hoe
When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.
Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
lifeguard dat hoe by skunkel January 11, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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