hoe dress 

A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).

Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.

hoe dress by Air Headed Bitch June 14, 2021

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe

When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.

All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe by anonymous April 18, 2024

Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"

Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!

Dessert hoe by notKolt February 13, 2026

Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"

Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!

Dessert hoe by notKolt February 13, 2026