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PRON: hO-dAY-vis

verb, noun. to fall face first into stone or concrete flooring, especially in a drunken stupor, with no attempt to protect the facial region by extension of limbs.
v. "Thomas, did you hear about BJ, he hodavised last night. He had a huge gash in the face after falling face first into the sidewalk.

n. "Stop jumping around! Don't pull a hodavis."
hodavis by RalphD April 3, 2009
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An hodalis is a crazy ass bitch. She dosen’t give a fuck about you or your feelings.
See that bitch right there she’s such an Hodalis
hodalis by Yulisa004;) December 9, 2017
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A Very thic man with great big cheeks
Wow did you see hodavio today?!
Hodavio by Realgaynigga October 23, 2019
The most handsome strongest fastest person you’ll ever meant, though very lazy and stubborn, and when his friends are threatened he will waste no time in making sure the threat is dealt with and will hold a grudge against the threat aswell as being a jokester most of the time.
Hodavias is a strong person
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026