PRON: hO-dAY-vis

verb, noun. to fall face first into stone or concrete flooring, especially in a drunken stupor, with no attempt to protect the facial region by extension of limbs.
v. "Thomas, did you hear about BJ, he hodavised last night. He had a huge gash in the face after falling face first into the sidewalk.

n. "Stop jumping around! Don't pull a hodavis."
by RalphD November 23, 2008
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