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hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
hockey hoe by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
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Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

Hickey hoes 

Group of three girls who are best friends always and hoes forever. They come to middle school with hickeys and have sex with juniors in the back of their cars. Hickey hoe #1 is a pig face hoe hickey hoe #2 is a wannabe hoe who makes out with guys to be cool hickey hoe #3 sticks her butt out and wears thongs everyday, she has a baby face, and she has sex with 2 juniors in one week.
Boy #1 “have you seen the hickey hoes today? There all wearing thongs under their jeans!”

Boy #2 “no but I saw hoe #3 giving Parker head in the locker room”
Boy 1 “I saw her giving another kid head in the lunch room!”
Hickey hoes by Imawhore237 May 14, 2018
Similar to lowkey, "hoekey" is used to describe someone's unspoken, or hidden promiscuity.
"She's a freak, but she would never admit it. She likes to keep it hoekey."

"Can we be hoekey? I don't want anyone finding out about this."
Hoekey by chrikenstips April 30, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026