hobocat 

a cat or kitten that sleeps in a cardboard box for long periods of time and cries pathetically at you for attention when you pass by, not unlike a hobo asking for spare change

"My roommate's hobocat is acting like no one ever loves it or feeds it."

hobocat by tSmashley October 20, 2011

Hobocaine

A questionable white powdered substance usually purchased from a shifty character, stereotypically homeless. When consumed users experience a slight buzz followed by: nausea, paranoia, a need to shit & in worst case scenarios a urge to become homeless.
Antonym: Primo

Mac: sniff, sniff “Ah shit, it’s hobocaine”
Mitch: sniff, sniff “I don’t feel so good.”
Mac: “ I think I might sleep rough tonight.”

Hobocaine by S.Squelch January 7, 2020

hobocamp 

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with fandango.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

hobocamp by Homer April 23, 2004

hobbcat 

A ridiculously large cat weighing at least 40 lbs. When written as a "40Lb cat," is misread as "hobb cat" as a way for the reader's brain to make sense of the description since there is no way "40-lb cat" could be right!

May also be used to describe a Hobbit-eating cat.

I was visiting Rachelle's house and was about to sit down when the furniture moved and meowed angrily - it wasn't an ottoman, it was a hobbcat!

hobbcat by B3X January 7, 2011

hobotat 

Place where a hobo normally lives, often characterized by a dominant economic or physical characteristic.

Downtown is excellent hobotat, there is a fountain to bathe in and plenty of businesses that specialize in malt liquors.

hobotat by slowhite December 9, 2008

Hobolationship 

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

Hobolationship by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

Hoboat 

Noun. From "Homeless showboat", an overly eager, attention seeking street individual with no discernible place of residence. Often known to play instruments/sing, juggle poorly, and engage in intentionally shocking acts for money and/or attention. While very popular in urban areas by visiting midwestern tourists, often vilified by locals and less ambitious members of the homeless community.

"Did you see that bum? He was trying to eat like, 14 bottlecaps? Fucking Hoboat."

Hoboat by Kris Miller March 7, 2004