hobility

hobility - hobility, or the genealogy that led to your current ho status, is the ability to track how far back ho actually goes by generation.

Girl, I half thge kids you see on this block come from my hobility... Look at them kids! Runnin this block! Taxin them oither kids!

by The Ginger Barberian May 30, 2020

Hobilities

1. the ability to obtain material items through the illusion of being a hoe.

Mary used her hobilities to obtain clorox wipes and rockstars.

by hurricane clan April 17, 2020

homility

The act of being homile. Boundless, yet only matched by mobility.

Master chief exudes homility due to his excess mobility.

Good god! That suckatron radiates so much homility!

by firlygriend July 6, 2016

hoebility

The ability to attract hoes.

Oh snap, you have no hoebility that's why you're single.

by chibivix September 11, 2010

Hubility

The perfectly balanced combination of freedom from arrogance, and the quality of being

competent in doing something. If humility and ability had a child together, it would be named hubility.

Person 1: "She's an award winning photographer."
Person 2: "Super kind person, too."
Person 3:" She's got hubility."

by fly1967 March 15, 2023

horbility

The ability to be horrible, typically in reference to an upcomming event or meeting. Although the full extent of how horrible the event may be is not known, it is clear that it will not be pleasant.

Friend "So does your wife know you are banging her friend?"

You "She just found out, I have not talked to her yet but the horbility of the moment is making me anxious."

Friend "That sucks!"

by soberstoner1977 October 8, 2009

Hebility

Something only a male has the ability to do

Look at Roy beating his wife, really using his hebility.

by CodyyXCodyy November 28, 2023