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Hobilities 

1. the ability to obtain material items through the illusion of being a hoe.
Mary used her hobilities to obtain clorox wipes and rockstars.
Hobilities by hurricane clan April 17, 2020
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homility 

The act of being homile. Boundless, yet only matched by mobility.
Master chief exudes homility due to his excess mobility.

Good god! That suckatron radiates so much homility!
homility by firlygriend July 6, 2016
The ability to attract hoes.
Oh snap, you have no hoebility that's why you're single.
hoebility by chibivix September 11, 2010

Hubility 

The perfectly balanced combination of freedom from arrogance, and the quality of being

competent in doing something. If humility and ability had a child together, it would be named hubility.
Person 1: "She's an award winning photographer."
Person 2: "Super kind person, too."
Person 3:" She's got hubility."
Hubility by fly1967 March 15, 2023

horbility 

The ability to be horrible, typically in reference to an upcomming event or meeting. Although the full extent of how horrible the event may be is not known, it is clear that it will not be pleasant.
Friend "So does your wife know you are banging her friend?"

You "She just found out, I have not talked to her yet but the horbility of the moment is making me anxious."

Friend "That sucks!"
horbility by soberstoner1977 October 8, 2009

Hebility 

Something only a male has the ability to do
Look at Roy beating his wife, really using his hebility.
Hebility by CodyyXCodyy November 28, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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