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hobility 

hobility - hobility, or the genealogy that led to your current ho status, is the ability to track how far back ho actually goes by generation.
Girl, I half thge kids you see on this block come from my hobility... Look at them kids! Runnin this block! Taxin them oither kids!
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Hobilities 

1. the ability to obtain material items through the illusion of being a hoe.
Mary used her hobilities to obtain clorox wipes and rockstars.
Hobilities by hurricane clan April 17, 2020
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homility 

The act of being homile. Boundless, yet only matched by mobility.
Master chief exudes homility due to his excess mobility.

Good god! That suckatron radiates so much homility!
homility by firlygriend July 6, 2016
The ability to attract hoes.
Oh snap, you have no hoebility that's why you're single.
hoebility by chibivix September 11, 2010

Hubility 

The perfectly balanced combination of freedom from arrogance, and the quality of being

competent in doing something. If humility and ability had a child together, it would be named hubility.
Person 1: "She's an award winning photographer."
Person 2: "Super kind person, too."
Person 3:" She's got hubility."
Hubility by fly1967 March 15, 2023

horbility 

The ability to be horrible, typically in reference to an upcomming event or meeting. Although the full extent of how horrible the event may be is not known, it is clear that it will not be pleasant.
Friend "So does your wife know you are banging her friend?"

You "She just found out, I have not talked to her yet but the horbility of the moment is making me anxious."

Friend "That sucks!"
horbility by soberstoner1977 October 8, 2009

Hebility 

Something only a male has the ability to do
Look at Roy beating his wife, really using his hebility.
Hebility by CodyyXCodyy November 28, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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