Ashton: How's the sex life?
John: Well there's this one bitch Mary I've been talkin' to...
Ashton: No not Mary! She's got the highest hopacity north of the Mason-Dixon.
John: Well than I'm money.
Laura: You're gross.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'