ho-itus

The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.

You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.

I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.

ho-itus by C Dizzy. September 13, 2008

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Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

Hoitus Coitus by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

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Related Words

ho-itus • Hoitus Coitus • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo • ho down • Ho'ing

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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