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The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.
You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.

I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.
ho-itus by C Dizzy. September 13, 2008
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Hoitus Coitus 

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.
I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!
Hoitus Coitus by Kotor39 May 16, 2010
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ho-itus Hoitus Coitus ho ho-bo ho-bag ho ho ho-tard ho-jo ho down Ho'ing
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